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Thursday, August 6, 2009

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truch run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast
You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(So funny)

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly -
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
Get busy [X9]
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your ugly!

U.U.U.U.
Now I feel like blondie
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]

Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly!

Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!

Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!

Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak shown -ugly!

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]

U.G.L.Y -You could make an onion cry

U.G.L.Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

U.G.L.Y
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly!

hahhahaha!
funny.
celeste&daphne -u-g-l-y

10:11 PM